Wednesday, December 26, 2007

3 Kung Fu Moves That Can Kill You And 1 That Can't

3 that could kill you:

1. Charming Octopus.

Tuck your thumbs into your palms and spread out your fingers, wiggling them as would an octopus. Wink at your opponent in a disarming fashion. When your opponent smiles or winks back, attack with the octopus moves of Tentacle Wrap, Beak Attack, and Ink Squirt.

2. Hesitant Tiger

First, go into Deadly Tiger. Then stop and scratch your head with finger and make a quizzical face at your opponent. Then go to into Deadly Tiger again. Repeat until your opponent laughs at your comical gestures, then strike with the real Deadly Tiger, killing your opponent instantly.

3. The Peculiar Toad

Take a giant breath, then breathe the air into your neck, filling it like a toad's neck. Leap high into the air and descend upon your opponent. Attack with your fists and your feet until your opponent is defeated. Then release the air from your neck.

And 1 That Can't

1. The Feathered Cuckold

Marry a much younger, more attractive woman, then wait for her to find congress with another man. Place a feathered cap on your head and declare war on a rival Kung Fu gang.

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